Showing posts with label Dear Lindsay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear Lindsay. Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2009

na·ked -adj. (nā'kĭd)

na·ked (nā'kĭd)
adj.
  1. Having no clothing on the body; nude.

  2. Having no covering, especially the usual one: a naked sword.

Dearest Lindsay,
So, we see you're getting some work. That's nice.
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Clearly you one of the first to get a copy of the issue, and attempted to destroy it before anyone else saw it. Good effort. But in future, folding paper over and over will not make it disappear no matter how tiny the square gets. I will assume that you agreed to this the morning after a night of heavy binge drinking and simply didn't have the energy to resist after which, you saw the composites and promptly set them on fire.
It's not a bad shoot, but the overt sexuality is a little tried. We've seen it all before dear. Let's make like Brittney and reinvent (skip past the shaving of the head s.v.p) You'll thank me.
x
Chels

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Bar⋅bie : –noun [bahr-bee]

Bar⋅bie

[bahr-bee]
1.Trademark. a brand of doll representing a slim, shapely young woman, esp. one with blond hair, blue eyes, and fair skin.

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

These colours wash you out.
You used to be so cute. QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART.
At least barbie had the decency to choose hot pink colours for some flair. GOD
x
Chels

Thursday, September 17, 2009

LOHAN


Lindsay Lohan.
There is something about her that I have always loved.
Even when she looks like a crazy wacked out redhead/blond/brunette I think I will still always love her.
It probably has something to do with The Parent Trap and Disney's influence on my childhood.
Regardless, she has 1st dibbs on all the créme de la créme of the fashion world & sits front row at fashion week. In between bouts of crazy and fights with Saman, she manages to look half cute/enticing hipstery which I always find charming.
Don't judge me. There are times that make it hard for me to love her, but she still has a special corner of my heart which she undoubtedly uses to sleep off her weekend benders and stash her coke, but I don't care. Lindsay is Lindsay and she will always be as far as I'm concerned; fabulous.